Roadies

Last night she met her dad for the first time, and today she's running horsecock cable with Booger and Pirate Joe at the Warner Grand Theater, wondering if the bad bitch they call "Whiskey" is going to kick her ass in the parking lot after work. Meet Janis, torn from a pampered life of academic indulgence by her mom's untimely death, and thrust into the foulmouthed, nicotine-fueled backstage world of the hard-rock roadie. And to make matters worse, she's thrown on the mercy of Mike, her dad, who owns the company--"Bigger Tools"--charges her rent, and doesn't understand why you need a degree to study women. Mike also knows something Janis doesn't: her mother, Liddy, mysteriously left her entire estate, nearly $180,000, to Mike. All she left Janis was a cross-country plane ticket, and Mike's address. Janis knew her mother as the button-down real-estate agent who sold overpriced houses to white-collars in Westchester County, New York. Mike knew her as the free-spirited roadie who ...