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　　Oriane Messina and fellow Green Wing writer Fay Rusling (see below) are bearded ladies - however before you get any ideas we should point out this refers to the successful Radio 4 sketch writing and performing team they are members of, not anything else! 　　Oriane and Fay have written for loads of other comedy shows too. Their credits include 'Man Stroke Woman', the number one British children's sitcom 'My Parents Are Aliens' and the excellent animated satirical show '2DTV'. 　　Oraine can be spotted in Green Wing a few times. Watch out for her as a nurse and also as the 'lady of the night' who is being groped by Statham in the back of a cab in an attempt to make Joanna jealous! She's actually very nice in person :0)